Since you all know that I'm a late owl that means my wife is always sound asleep when I go to bed...Well lately she has been saying the strangest things when I get into the bed...Like last night she said,"It sure is nice to sleep in our own bed". Whats that, like we just got back from a weeks trip to San Francisco? And the night before she said "honey is that you"? Like nooooo, who do you think it is...was she dreaming of Fabio and I woke her up just as he was about to brush against her breast...was she really hoping it was the bug man...should I be worried??
And then just the night before that, she said "are you just now coming to bed". Yea Honey I guess it seems late since you just spent two hours dreaming of Fabio again...
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