Run when you hear these words from your wife

Honey

That means get your wallet out

Five more Minutes

That means take a nap she is going to take another hour to get ready

Whatever

Oh she is really mad/get ready to spend the night in the doghouse

I Don't Care

This means she is leaving the decision to you but believe me she has an opinion

Doesn't matter

Don't fall for this one, it does matter

Your on my last nerve

You not only have screwed up once but you continue to say the wrong thing

Baby

Get the power tools out she has a project

Sweetie

Your mother in law is coming to dinner

Do you have plans this weekend

This means she does so plan on cancelling any you had

Do you mind?

She is leaving you with the kids and she is going to the movies and dinner with the girls

I was wondering?

This is the time you start thinking of the good old college days when marriage was far from your thoughts

Are you going outside?

Go ahead and get the garbage-Like you don't know by now what that line means.

Are you coming straight home?

You are about to go to Publix like it or not