Farts

OK, so I'm standing in the elevator today at work...There's a guy on my right and a woman to my left. Suddenly the elevator is filled with that unmistakable aroma of fart. OK, it wasn't mine...even though I had chili dogs for lunch. My eyes are watering it's so bad but I can't let the other people know I smell something. So I do my "I just smelled a fart face"...and start to look around...The guy on my right hasn't got a whiff yet so I avoid looking at him to long..I don't want to seem suspicious. I take a glance at the woman and her nose is twitching a bit....I gotta think quick.

At this point my "I just smelled a fart face" is more fact then fiction and I look back at the lady. I can see that the lady is getting a little embarrassed so I'm pretty sure that the heats off me. Is round two coming, the first was a silent killer, but the next one could be nuclear. How much longer is it going to take to get to the ground floor. If my co-worker is reading this post, I hope you feel better!! and next time I'm taking the stairs..