Monday, August 13, 2007

Polka dot is invading my life

Okay as you all know my wife Kim has a tendency to take things a little too far. Well somehow she was shopping and thought, "Wow those Pink Polka dot Pajamas will look good on me"..no need to try them on cause they are so darn cute. She was sold....no buyers remorse here!!!!
What she fails to understand is that when your 45 years old like me and you need all the help you can get, not 18 ANYMORE, those Minnie Mouse jams are not such a good idea. Lets see here, all men have a fantasy to make out with Minnie Mouse..NOT

Now I find myself unable to work, eat or concentrate. I watch the clock; I figure out the fastest route home using map quest...Don't get in my way its five o'clock. The whole way home I'm just hoping that their not lying on the laundry floor, that she did laundry today, cause hubby will be ready to attack his little Minnie Mouse as soon as I walk into the magic kingdom (bedroom).

So come on girls, especially Cindy...next girls weekend take her to Victoria's Secret please. I beg of you!!!

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