Tuesday, August 14, 2007

People Watching

I'm addicted to people watching and a firm believer that if you leave the house thinking you look good, you are fair game for ridicule. Now, i don't ridicule people to their faces or anything so rude, but I will point you out to my companions. I do have rules. You can't make fun of things people can't change or over which they have no control, like harelips or other such things. If I think you looked in the mirror before you left the house and thought to yourself, "I look good." Then I reserve the right to say, "uh, no you don't." Just, again, not to your face. If you wear this outfit in public, you totally deserve to be made fun of. I do draw the line at people who have obviously just run out of the house for a quick trip to the grocery store in their curlers or sweats, because they didn't look in the mirror (theoretically) and admire themselves. They probably made sure that nothing was hanging out that shouldn't and ran.

Now there is a exception to this rule...where all rules are thrown out the window...TARGET during college back to school. O MY GOD, I find reasons to visit Target everyday for two weeks straight...Love me some sorority girls..

So see ya at Target!

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